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The Miserable Menace: Meet the Emo Squonk Cryptid Tote

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Meet the Squonk, cryptozoology's saddest creature.Deep in the hemlock forests of Pennsylvania, the Squonk shuffles through the undergrowth alone, perpetually aware of how ugly it is, dissolving into a puddle of tears if it thinks someone is watching. The only cryptid with genuine self-esteem issues. A true icon.This original Strangeology design blends Fearsome Critters folklore with full emo energy, moody, melancholy, and oddly relatable. Available on unisex t-shirts, long sleeves, tank tops, sweatshirts, and hoodies.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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