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The Miserable Menace: Meet the Emo Squonk Cryptid T-Shirt

$27

Color: Black

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Meet the Squonk, cryptozoology's saddest creature.Deep in the hemlock forests of Pennsylvania, the Squonk shuffles through the undergrowth alone, perpetually aware of how ugly it is, dissolving into a puddle of tears if it thinks someone is watching. The only cryptid with genuine self-esteem issues. A true icon.This original Strangeology design blends Fearsome Critters folklore with full emo energy, moody, melancholy, and oddly relatable. Available on unisex t-shirts, long sleeves, tank tops, sweatshirts, and hoodies.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

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