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The Miserable Menace: Meet the Emo Squonk Cryptid Crewneck Sweatshirt

$33

Color: Black

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Meet the Squonk, cryptozoology's saddest creature.Deep in the hemlock forests of Pennsylvania, the Squonk shuffles through the undergrowth alone, perpetually aware of how ugly it is, dissolving into a puddle of tears if it thinks someone is watching. The only cryptid with genuine self-esteem issues. A true icon.This original Strangeology design blends Fearsome Critters folklore with full emo energy, moody, melancholy, and oddly relatable. Available on unisex t-shirts, long sleeves, tank tops, sweatshirts, and hoodies.

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with a twill neckline and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

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